Fantasy Comedy Fan Pillows

Hairy Potter.

Kissing Frogs.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Why do they do that?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Seagiraffes

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Bad fake tan day.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Giraffe Umbrella

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

A Fairytale Update

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Vlad the Impala

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'