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"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Pastries and Candy

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"The Eggsorcist"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

A Club Sandwitch.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Divine Desk Bins

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'None shall pass!'

Lawyers On A Plane.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'Monster mobiles.'

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Well, they look friendly enough."

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."