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The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Darling, you got a make-over!'

The Jazzorcist

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Transylvanian backpackers.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Out To Lurch

Silence of the Chickens...

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The Eggsorcist"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Sock Puppet in Literature

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

Open House of Horrors

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

Zombie Problems

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Regular or decapitated?'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Little ship of horrors