Literary Parody Fans Gifts

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"The Eggsorcist"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Extreme kites!

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Lawyers On A Plane.

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Gogglebollox.

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

The Sedentary Dead.

Old Yarns

"We need less cowbell!"

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."

Window Sills I Have Known - Mazzy C. McCattrick

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

"It's good luck."

Schlock Holmes