Literary Parody Fans Gifts

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"The Eggsorcist"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

The Second Fall of Man.r

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Lawyers On A Plane.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Extreme kites!

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Old Yarns

Atomic Bear: Part 10

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

Gogglebollox.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

The Sedentary Dead.

"It's good luck."

Schlock Holmes

"We need less cowbell!"

U.S. Male - Part Five

Window Sills I Have Known - Mazzy C. McCattrick

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."