Literary Parody Aficionados Gifts

The Hound of the Basketballs.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Housekeeping?!"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Beware of Everything

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

The Insiders

Gogglebollox.

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

Window Sills I Have Known - Mazzy C. McCattrick

"And if we start televising the executions we can also market a hilarious bloopers tape."

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

Schlock Holmes

Paris clean up before Olympics

Vampire mailman.

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

Dorothy's illiteracy becomes all too painfully apparent.

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"