Literary Parody Aficionados Gifts

The Hound of the Basketballs.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Housekeeping?!"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Beware of Everything

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

The Insiders

Gogglebollox.

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

Paris clean up before Olympics

"And if we start televising the executions we can also market a hilarious bloopers tape."

Schlock Holmes

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

Window Sills I Have Known - Mazzy C. McCattrick

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seventeen

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 4

Fearless Frog Part 7

Vampire mailman.

"I'm going to prescribe a phony cure-all for your hypochondria and a placebo for your fake vomit."

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

Dorothy's illiteracy becomes all too painfully apparent.