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"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Housekeeping?!"

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

Beware of Everything

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

The Insiders

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

"And if we start televising the executions we can also market a hilarious bloopers tape."

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

Schlock Holmes

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

Vampire mailman.

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"