Lover Of Breakfast Humor Gifts

BUS, 'I asked Muriel for a hot breakfast, and she microwaved a bowl of corn flakes.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'Household water use'

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"Dang it."

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

'This corn's got dandruff.'

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

How do you take your eggs? Like I take my relationships with women: over. Breakfast Menu.

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

The market must be up

'Hey Dad - you're shaving with my transistor radio!'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'I ordered a blueberry muffin - Not a Blackberry muffin!'

'I'm sorry dinner took so long. Your pork chop got stuck in the toaster.'

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

Cow sneezes milk at breakfast.

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

'Cock-a-doodle... don't.'

101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork

A child sitting at a table with a beanstalk growing on his food. Caption: 'Magic Beans on Toast'.

'The cereal killer has struck again, Sarge.'

Waitress, my egg is a bit runny!

'Typical, next door gets an image of Jesus on their toast, and we get Richard Branson!'

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!'

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

"I made breakfast last spring."

What, you've never seen coffee with a worm in it? The Too-Early Bird.

'Well SOMEBODY ordered the raspberry crepe.'

'Sorry about the delay with your breakfast mam...but when the Firefighters leave I will be back on track.'

"I hope the coffee isn't too strong."