Breakfast Humorist Gifts

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'If you have a referee in Football, what do you have in bowls?'

'Typical, next door gets an image of Jesus on their toast, and we get Richard Branson!'

'This corn's got dandruff.'

"I thought you said you wanted these sunnyside up?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Cake Free Zone

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'You've had enough!'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

"Well, team....time to trade our 'You Got This!' coffee mugs to the 'Mistakes Were Made' mugs."

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

'Sorry, Bob, but I'm having trouble taking our relationship seriously.'

How do you take your eggs? Like I take my relationships with women: over. Breakfast Menu.

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

'I ordered a blueberry muffin - Not a Blackberry muffin!'

Tea Cup Ride

'Waiter, a café with chairs, tables and two coffees please!'

'The thought of your biscuits brings a lump to my throat.'

Heirlooms of Tomorrow

Instant human... just add coffee

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

Cow sneezes milk at breakfast.

Clocks. Why do you want two alarm clocks? Getting up is bad news and I want a second opinion.

Listen, Mom - someone in there must be ticklish!