Breakfast Lover Gifts

A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.

"Welcome to America, bitch."

"House of Porridge"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

They say history repeats itself, and this time, they were ready. . .

"Good morning! Time for my breakfast!"

'You have a serious vitamin deficiency - Eat as much breakfast cereal as you can.'

True Humility - Curate's Egg.

"You still haven't got the hang of breakfast networking, have you. . . ?"

"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

Time for pancakes!

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Choice hellhole

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Couple listening to news podcast whilst eating breakfast.

"Can I just have a bowl of frosted cocoa marshmallow puffs?"

The Concrete Café.

"Read your paper, dear. The news is getting cold."

Breakfast. Breakfast on Instgram

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

"Here we are now, these are hash browns."

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

Man's New Year's resolution is to be a better husband...then proceeds to eat the breakfast he's bought to his wife in bed.

'Not all food snaps, crackles and pops. Eat.'

"Yes, Larry, I know you just have to go out tonight, but try not to eat anyone, I'm making a lovely frittata for breakfast!"

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

'I'm looking for the perfect coffee to pair with a toaster strudel & a banana.'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

"What a beautiful day to be alive and well, and finished eating matzos for Passover!"

'Well, I'd better be getting home, Joe -- breakfast is the most important meal of the day.'

"So that's one porridge too hot, one too cold and one just right."