Breakfast Lover Prints

A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.

"Welcome to America, bitch."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"House of Porridge"

They say history repeats itself, and this time, they were ready. . .

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

"Good morning! Time for my breakfast!"

True Humility - Curate's Egg.

'You have a serious vitamin deficiency - Eat as much breakfast cereal as you can.'

"You still haven't got the hang of breakfast networking, have you. . . ?"

"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Time for pancakes!

"Read your paper, dear. The news is getting cold."

Couple listening to news podcast whilst eating breakfast.

'Not all food snaps, crackles and pops. Eat.'

Man's New Year's resolution is to be a better husband...then proceeds to eat the breakfast he's bought to his wife in bed.

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

"Here we are now, these are hash browns."

Breakfast. Breakfast on Instgram

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

The Concrete Café.

"Yes, Larry, I know you just have to go out tonight, but try not to eat anyone, I'm making a lovely frittata for breakfast!"

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

'I'm looking for the perfect coffee to pair with a toaster strudel & a banana.'

"Can I just have a bowl of frosted cocoa marshmallow puffs?"

Choice hellhole

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

"What a beautiful day to be alive and well, and finished eating matzos for Passover!"

Out to lunch/supper/breakfast.

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road...to get to the sunny side.

"So that's one porridge too hot, one too cold and one just right."