Merry Breakfast Lover Gifts

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Non-Power Breakfast

Full English Breakfast.

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

All-Day Breakfast

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Pope tarts.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."