Breakfast Banterers Pillows

'Motorway services, Full English Breakfast only �350.99p

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

'This corn's got dandruff.'

The market must be up

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

Instant human... just add coffee

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

Censorship.

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!'

"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."

'I guess if I looked half as good in the morning as her, you'd spend breakfast with me?'

"Why can't you read the paper at breakfast, like other husbands?"

Smoke gets in your eyes.

How Life Changes In A Paperless Society.

'If you have a referee in Football, what do you have in bowls?'

"That play last night..." "It was good." "Good." "Pinter wrote it." "Good, wasn't it?" "I thought it was good." "It was." "Yes. Harold Pinter."

'If dodos are extinct, how do you explain our foreign policy?'

"Your egg is bad? Don't blame me, I only laid the table!"

"Sometime Fred, I don't think you listen to a word I say."

'I taped his homework to the back of the cereal box.'

"This job is way too hard! Crazy customer...rude suppliers...kids who mess up displays...and all we get is $5.15 an hour! It's nothing but sheer exploitation of hard-working American teenagers!"

Maggie and Dennis