Morning Humor Gifts

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

Mums coffee morning

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

'Household water use'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Dang it."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

Chris Evans

'This corn's got dandruff.'

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

'Hey Dad - you're shaving with my transistor radio!'

Typical Monday

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."

"Still a little sleepy, Tiger?"

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

Listen, Mom - someone in there must be ticklish!

'The cereal killer has struck again, Sarge.'

'Cock-a-doodle... don't.'

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

Well, of course, the eggs are fresh this morning.

The Mid Morning Bird

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

'And this one is for first thing in the morning.'

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

"I hate Daylight Saving Time."