Morning Humor Lovers Gifts

"Let me guess, Mr Saunders - the early shift is too early for you?!"

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

'Household water use'

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

the Morning Joe team.

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

"Dang it."

Oldies.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

'Hey Dad - you're shaving with my transistor radio!'

"I have only my selfie to blame."

Mother says to Jack to protect himself on way to market

Statue Selfie

"And remember, dear, at midnight it turns back into an Uber."

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

"I need a companion."

'Cock-a-doodle... don't.'

Listen, Mom - someone in there must be ticklish!

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

Clocks. Why do you want two alarm clocks? Getting up is bad news and I want a second opinion.

'The cereal killer has struck again, Sarge.'

"At that moment, the evil witch cast a spell on the prince that would force him to do her bidding."

'If you have any problems with the nose job, take two selfies and send them in the morning.'

"Bummer. Let's try the castle down the road."

"I finally memorized my bug number."

"How do I google something with this?"

"It's the hard knocks life for us..."

What, you've never seen coffee with a worm in it? The Too-Early Bird.

'And this one is for first thing in the morning.'

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.