Morning Humor Lovers Pillows

"Let me guess, Mr Saunders - the early shift is too early for you?!"

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

'Household water use'

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

"Dang it."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

Oldies.

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

Mother says to Jack to protect himself on way to market

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

'Hey Dad - you're shaving with my transistor radio!'

"I have only my selfie to blame."

Statue Selfie

'If you have any problems with the nose job, take two selfies and send them in the morning.'

'Cock-a-doodle... don't.'

Listen, Mom - someone in there must be ticklish!

'The cereal killer has struck again, Sarge.'

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

"I finally memorized my bug number."

"How do I google something with this?"

Pomp and circumstance...WHAT?!

The Mid Morning Bird

'And this one is for first thing in the morning.'

"It's the hard knocks life for us..."

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.