Morning Humorist Pillows

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

Polio appeal,help fight cancer, junk mail - "And a good morning to you."

"I hate Daylight Saving Time."

"Every morning I feel like I've been generated by an artificial intelligence."

'And this one is for first thing in the morning.'

"It was very sticky last night."

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

Listen, Mom - someone in there must be ticklish!

"Oh, no - not you first thing in the morning!"

"I was wondering if it was the cereal or your bones, but since you're eating eggs..."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Peter

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'You've had enough!'

'Household water use'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"They should've called me for the sketch instead. She's not even funny. What a complete bomb-ala."

"Dang it."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

'This corn's got dandruff.'

Rocket charmer.

"Well, team....time to trade our 'You Got This!' coffee mugs to the 'Mistakes Were Made' mugs."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

Castle with parking lot.

Tea Cup Ride

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

Heirlooms of Tomorrow