Morning Meal Humorist Pillows

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

'Household water use'

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"J'entends le poulet qui arrive!"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"Dang it."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!"

'This corn's got dandruff.'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

'Hey Dad - you're shaving with my transistor radio!'

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

'Cock-a-doodle... don't.'

Listen, Mom - someone in there must be ticklish!

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

'And this one is for first thing in the morning.'

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

"Your story would have been better at 2x speed."

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

"I hate Daylight Saving Time."