Morning Humor Prints

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

Mums coffee morning

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

'Household water use'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

the Morning Joe team.

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Dang it."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

'This corn's got dandruff.'

Chris Evans

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'Hey Dad - you're shaving with my transistor radio!'

Typical Monday

'Cock-a-doodle... don't.'

"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."

Clocks. Why do you want two alarm clocks? Getting up is bad news and I want a second opinion.

'Typical, next door gets an image of Jesus on their toast, and we get Richard Branson!'

'The cereal killer has struck again, Sarge.'

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

Listen, Mom - someone in there must be ticklish!

"Still a little sleepy, Tiger?"

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

"I made breakfast last spring."

'And this one is for first thing in the morning.'

What, you've never seen coffee with a worm in it? The Too-Early Bird.

The Mid Morning Bird

Well, of course, the eggs are fresh this morning.