Breakfast Boss Gifts

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'If you don't fix this cord, I'll do it myself. Don't say you weren't warned.'

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

WHACK!

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Power breakfast.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Gullib-Os

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Do you want toast with that?'

I bake my own bread.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Bagel problems.

Devilled Eggs

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."