Breakfast Boss Pillows

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'If you don't fix this cord, I'll do it myself. Don't say you weren't warned.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

WHACK!

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Power breakfast.

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Gullib-Os

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

I bake my own bread.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

Missing sock

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Toastquest!

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."