Breakfast Skipper Gifts

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"I don't have time for breakfast..."

"I'm not eating breakfast this morning, because I had my diet drink this morning. And I had a breakfast late last night anyway. I think I'll have an early lunch."

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'I'm on a great new diet -- I sleep through breakfast.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"Sure, I'll give you a second opinion. I don't think you should stay home from school either."

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

World Cup breakfast.

'Bed rest and no school for a week. Boy, I like this doctor!'

'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.'

'I can't come to school today because I have a barking cough. Wanna hear it?'

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

'Did you know that cereal is the only thing with a prize in it?!'

Signs your breakfast is trying to kill you.

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe