Breakfast Chef Gifts

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

WHACK!

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Cereal Tasting.

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."