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"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Non-Power Breakfast

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Pope tarts.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

WHACK!

Cereal Tasting.

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."