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"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Have you got your make up on yet?

WHACK!

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Do you want toast with that?'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

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"I’ve got to wake up early so I’m just going to wear my clothes for tomorrow to bed."

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Devilled Eggs

"Give us a minute, honey."

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

"Well, make up your mind! Does it suck or is it cool?"

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

'Hey, milk!'

Parkour Breakfast

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."