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'How long have you had these cornflakes, Edna?'

Pastry Hat

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Power breakfast.

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

'Do you want toast with that?'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

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1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Devilled Eggs

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Toastquest!

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

Bed or breakfast.

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

Parkour Breakfast

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

"Well, make up your mind! Does it suck or is it cool?"

'Hey, milk!'

Have you seen this toaster?

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'