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'How long have you had these cornflakes, Edna?'

Pastry Hat

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Power breakfast.

'Do you want toast with that?'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

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1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Toastquest!

Devilled Eggs

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Bed or breakfast.

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

"Well, make up your mind! Does it suck or is it cool?"

Have you seen this toaster?

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'Hey, milk!'

Parkour Breakfast

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'