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'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

"Why am I eating oatmeal for breakfast when we goby 20 fast food places on the way to school..."

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

Southern Spanish Cuisine

"Well, make up your mind! Does it suck or is it cool?"

"Awesome! Dad fixed the toaster!"

"Just who is our new interactive toaster interacting with?"

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

Have you seen this toaster?

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

"I heard you tell Dad we're having grapefruit for breakfast."

Devilled Eggs

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

'Hey, milk!'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'Do you want toast with that?'

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

Parkour Breakfast

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

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Toastquest!

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

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