Breakfast Hero T-Shirts

Toastquest!

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

All-Day Breakfast

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

WHACK!

Power breakfast.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Choice hellhole

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'