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Knights of the Coffee Table

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

You've Had Enough!

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Gullib-Os

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

Breakfast surreal.

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

Missing sock

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Toastquest!

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Bagel problems.

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Devilled Eggs

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."