Breakfast Heroes Gifts

Knights of the Coffee Table

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

You've Had Enough!

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Have you got your make up on yet?

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Gullib-Os

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Breakfast surreal.

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

Missing sock

Devilled Eggs

Bagel problems.

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."