Breakfast Hero Gifts

Toastquest!

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

All-Day Breakfast

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

WHACK!

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Choice hellhole

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'