Breakfast Artist Gifts

"We decorated the eggs, the bacon and the toast."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Power breakfast.

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

Toastquest!

Devilled Eggs

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

'This corn's got dandruff.'

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

Parkour Breakfast

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'