Breakfast Artist Pillows

"We decorated the eggs, the bacon and the toast."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Have you got your make up on yet?

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Devilled Eggs

Toastquest!

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

"Well, make up your mind! Does it suck or is it cool?"

Have you seen this toaster?

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

'This corn's got dandruff.'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

Parkour Breakfast