Breakfast Magician Gifts

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Benihana style of cooking.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Surprise in the salad bowl

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

WHACK!

Power breakfast.

Hot pot

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

"More?"

The legend of Chef Arthur.

"Fridge-to-table"

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

Oh you smoothie

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."