Breakfast Wizard Gifts

'Don't tell her we dropped the egg shell in it. Just say it's calcium intensive.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Bagel problems.

Missing sock

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."