Coffee Wizard Gifts

The Secret Formula in Coffee

The Vineyard

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Portfolio, 2011

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success