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"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Portfolio, 2011

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'