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'You may not believe it, but it's made from a mix.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Lady of the Cake.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Domestic Goddess.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Cake Friday!

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Witch's Brew.

'Cooking'

The Perfect Foil

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Little chef.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Cookery Lesson.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'Needs more kale.'

Funky Chef 2

"Tastes great, less killing!"

Roasted Peppers

Beauty and the Baste

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."