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'You may not believe it, but it's made from a mix.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

Lady of the Cake.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Domestic Goddess.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Cake Friday!

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

The Perfect Foil

Witch's Brew.

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

'Cooking'

Little chef.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

Cookery Lesson.

'Needs more kale.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Beauty and the Baste

Funky Chef 2

Roasted Peppers

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."