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'Don't tell her we dropped the egg shell in it. Just say it's calcium intensive.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'Do you want toast with that?'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

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'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Bagel problems.

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Devilled Eggs

Missing sock