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After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

"Would you like a meat pie?"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

Toast: the high energy food

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

Little chef.

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

The perfect man

Sub Editor

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

Tupperware Wolf

Baker

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

Oh you smoothie

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

I bake my own bread

The Connoisseur.

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

"I've got three michelin stars, two for cookery and one for turning up to the interview!"

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

"Then one evening I mentioned to Richard how much I enjoy his cooking."

"Come now, Gracie! Squash is a great vegetable...it can be fried, sliced, baked, steamed or boiled...before you refuse to eat it."

Penfriend

'All your wines are so old. Don't you have any that are fresh?'