Pastry Whiz T-Shirts

Yield. F&E Bakery. We're getting more dieters since they put that "yield" sign on the street out front.

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Diner.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

You're the puff in my pastry!

Bermuda Triangles

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Picking pastries.

Punt Cake

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Today's special... donuts.

Tension filled the tent.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Pastry Hat

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Baking

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Toast: the high energy food

Doughboy Dad