Pastry Perfectionist T-Shirts

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

Cake $6.66. Upside-down cake $9.99.

American Pastry

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Pastry Kitchen. Ernie, here is the gingerbread man --- and he's heard all the jokes.

Picking pastries.

Here's one I made earlier.

Cookery Lesson.

I Bake. Deal with it.

Come dine with me!

Baking

You're the puff in my pastry!

"The pastry is soggy and your filling leaves a bitter aftertaste."

Baking

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Guess who brought king cake!"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Diner.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Tension filled the tent.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Punt Cake

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Today's special... donuts.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Bermuda Triangles

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Under pressure.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.