Pastry Chef T-Shirts

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

"I'm sorry, but I can't sell you one until you give me the correct pronunciation."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

A woman spins a wheel offering 'pie' or 'no pie'.

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Panic Stations in Heaven's Bakery - 'He needs 5000 loaves of bread and he needs them NOW!'

Too-Humble Pie.

A Bun in the Oven.

Birthday Cakes: Blow Out Sale.

Lady of the Cake.

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'The souffl? is falling! The souffl? is falling..!'

Baking

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

Dr of Philosophy/Dr of Philo Pastry.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Chef's duel.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"I'm trying to make up my mind."

"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

"You're the first person I've met who didn't become a pastry chef after suffering a nervous breakdown in a corporate job."

It's a gingerbread cyclops....I ran out of raisins!

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

'What are the best things to put into fruit cake?'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

' NO...NO..Mabel...BUNS!...Hot cross BUNS!'

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

"Can't you do something with that besides caramelize your creme brulee?"