Becoming A Pastry Chef T-Shirts

"He's a great pastry chef but a bit too full of his own importance."

Counting ribs

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Bermuda Triangles

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Today's special... donuts.

Punt Cake

Tension filled the tent.

Picking pastries.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Pastry Hat

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Doughboy Dad

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Baking

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"