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This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Tension filled the tent.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Picking pastries.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Bermuda Triangles

Punt Cake

Today's special... donuts.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Pastries and Candy

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Pastry Hat

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Doughboy Dad

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"