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Pastry Hat

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Any time is cake o'clock

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Tension filled the tent.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Picking pastries.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Punt Cake

Today's special... donuts.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Bermuda Triangles

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Pastries and Candy

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Doughboy Dad

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Baking

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."