Pastry Cook T-Shirts

'I'm sorry, sir, but affirmative action guidelines require that your first date be a Nepalese pastry cook.'

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Guess who brought king cake!"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Diner.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

You're the puff in my pastry!

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Tension filled the tent.

Punt Cake

Picking pastries.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Today's special... donuts.

Bermuda Triangles

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Pastry Hat

Pastries and Candy

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Baking

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."