Pastry Cook Gifts

'I'm sorry, sir, but affirmative action guidelines require that your first date be a Nepalese pastry cook.'

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Any time is cake o'clock

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Tension filled the tent.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Picking pastries.

Bermuda Triangles

Punt Cake

Today's special... donuts.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Pastries and Candy

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Pastry Hat

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Doughboy Dad

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"