Amateur Pastry Chef Gifts

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Bermuda Triangles

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Today's special... donuts.

Tension filled the tent.

Punt Cake

Picking pastries.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Pastry Hat

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Too much cilantro

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Doughboy Dad

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Baking

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Cupcake Excitement Scale