Amateur Chef Enthusiast Gifts

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Domestic Goddess.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Too much cilantro

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Baker Romance

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

The Perfect Foil

Feast

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Your meal sounded nice."