Amateur Chef Enthusiast Pillows

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Domestic Goddess.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Too much cilantro

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Baker Romance

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Room for dessert, folks?"

The Perfect Foil

"Your meal sounded nice."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

Feast

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'